I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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