just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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