His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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