I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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