he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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