I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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