I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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