Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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