You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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