Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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