Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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