i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
