Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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