I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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