Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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