perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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