I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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