It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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