I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
