let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If I die, sorry about rent.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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