Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
