So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I need water and some morals
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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