Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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