It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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