chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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