I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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