You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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