She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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