I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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