I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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