is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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