yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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