Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
