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• (817): View more from Texas

  My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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  dude are you serious?

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  I know you already have a pic on your phone

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.

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  Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.

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  Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.

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• (619): View more from California

  Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.

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• (916): View more from California

  Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.

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  Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.

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