Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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