Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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