I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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