The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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