Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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