There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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