i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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