so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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