Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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