I cannot find my penis.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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