Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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