**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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