i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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