how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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