How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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