let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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