are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
