oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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