Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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