Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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