i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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