Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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